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- Rajesh walked 25 meters straight - Then he took a left - Then he took a right - Yes, yes he is right here - He has grown up alot - When the gas finishes - He quickly replaces the old cylinder with the new one - Yes, one second, one second - Dad I am studying - Talk atleast - Who is it? - Chandu uncle - Who chandu? - My old friend, he lives in America - Hello - Speak loudly, I have called in America - Yeah, you have made a call to America - Not standing on the adjusent terrace and screaming - "Bro your underwear got away with the wind" - The voice travels - Hello - Speak loudly son - Namaste uncle - No uncle, not shouting - How are you?
- Yes, I am good too - How is the weather there? - Yeah, It is hot here too - How are the kids? - Oh you don't have kids - Keep trying, that's all - Hello, yes - Kids these days are really blunt - They just say anything - Yes, yes, lets talk later. Ok,ok,ok - Think and talk son - You make me talk to just anyone - No idea who they are, just ask about the weather - Ok, ok, alright - The newspaper guy threw the newspaper so hard - That it jumped off the roof and went to the house at the back - Haven't read any news since morning - And you grew old recharging Tata Sky (TV dish) - Dad I will recharge Tata Sky from tabzone in the evening - Till then you read the news from tabzone itself - I have installed it in your phone - Wow, wow - This is nice - This is nice - Now don't disturb me - I am studying, please - I want Italian girls in my party - The party won't be good without them - Why don't you get it?
(speaks something made up) - Don't ever be on time - Had called you for group study at 3 PM, its 4 now - Those people come on time who are free - I stay very busy mofo - What do you do apart from watching - How I met your mother & and my friend's hot mom? - Flirts with girls - But no one feeds him grass - A lion never eats grass - But a dog can eat his own shit - And you're that dog that eats with a lot of pleasure - Can we quitely study now?
- What is a periodic table? - Meghna said it started for her yesterday - It is a chemistry question - Tell me the chemical elements - Zinc? - Lead? - Chlorine? - Good - Sodium? - Na (no) - Correct - Oxygen? - O - Wow - Hydrogen? - Woww - Mofo, why are you after chemistry, it's my weak area - Okay, solve this - Rajesh walked 25 meters to south - Then he took a left and walked 35 meters - Then he took a right and walked 40 meters - And took a left and walked 25 meters - Where is Rajesh now?
- Rajesh has lost or has Alzimers - Mofo, he should take an auto. He is walking around - You think this is a joke? - Hey, relax - One single piece of paper cannot decide our future - But on result day, our parents can easily break out buttcheeks - I am scared - If I don't score well then... - What is this? - Just 60%? - I used to get 55% in my days - Dad only 5 kids have got 80 plus - Rest all of them are falling around 60% - So if everyone jumps in the well, will you jump too?
- Is it too deep? - Shut up - 40% less in 100 - So turn off the wifi for 40 days - Put your phone on fire - From now on no going to the market - No roaming around on the skooty - No taking a bath for more that 15 minutes - No entering the house after 7 PM - No burger, pizza - No drinking water - No breathing - No - Have to get good marks - Lets start studying - Lets study english - Who studies english?
- The off that we get for english - People study other subjects in that - Hey, the overall percentage also falls because of this - That is why everyone keeps counting best of four, best of four - And I don't know mofo - What these CBSE people smoke before checking the paper - Those who can't even speak English properly, also get 90 - You remember our senior Banku? - Yes - He would spell video as V-E-D-I-O - I asked him, mofo, do you believe you got 90 in English?
- He said, " I didn't knew" - I understood, mofo, its a scam - Let's study history - Mohenjo Daro belonged to which civilization - Harappa - Your history is strong - Bro has taught me, mofo - You know history? - My grandfather loved vagina - While shouting "Simon go back" - My grandfather was standing in the front - What are you saying? - The Britisher's wives went crazy for his voice - That is why he has 5-5 grandmothers - As in ?
- Simon went back but hymen stayed - Hey, Bhuvan, child - You have Mr. Rafi's (singer) songs on your phone, right? - Please connect them to this bluetooth - I will sit and listen to them and pass my time too - Dad, my phone is off right now. - People don't let me study - Ok,ok - Dumbhead child, do you have it? - Yes, uncle - Yeah - Hey, Panda got married - What? - Mofo confectioner has such a bread like beautiful wife - Now he won't take time in making that bread, a sandwich - I'll pee and come - Okay, okay , let's study - Explain the growth of nationalism in Europe in 1830s - Well Europe is a continent - Nobody - Nobody - Does it better - He he he - What are you listening to dad?
- I don't know some guy and a girl are talking - Seems like a new song - oh ho ho - The girl has called a plumber - Seems like the poor girl's tap isn't working - Call Sameer, his bluetooth is connected - My phone is switched off, you switch on your phone - She is coughing - I think they are choking her - What kind of a song is this? - Choking her, choking her - Hey, stop human (song) - Hey, stop human (song) - That assholes will be fucke..
- Now the song will start - The girl said let's try Anil - It must be Anil Kapoor's song - SAMEEERRRRR - Oh god - If dad had heard them doing Anil - Then I would have gone to La La Land - Just a small request - If possible, please collapse the examination center's building within a night - Leak the question paper - Make the invigilator sick If not then just postpone the exam itself - But what's the point - Syllabus won't finish then too