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Should I get you to a room?
>> [snorts]
>> So, he must be Eric. I heard the rumors, but wow, he really is just a waiter?
>> Nolan is like a brother to me. Don't be such a jealous prick. [music]
>> It's okay, Alice. Let me handle this. I'm Nolan. Alice and I grew up [music] together. We're really close. I hope you don't get the wrong idea.
>> Listen, Nolan is staying here from now on. Disrespect him again and you can pack your things and get out of my house.
>> [music]
>> Actually, I will.
>> What?
>> Hey, I heard you've been supporting [music] him for the past 5 years. I mean, he doesn't deserve you and he's not worth getting this upset about. Look what I brought you.
>> [screaming]
>> Oh my god. Is this
>> That's right. It's the second generation [music] serum created after countless experiments. I named it Dupont number two.
>> [music]
>> It will be the cure for your disease.
>> God. Nolan, I'm only alive today [music] because of the serum you gave me. I owe you my life. Oh, right. I prepared a room for you
>> [music]
>> right next to mine. And tonight we're throwing you a party.
>> Alice, thank you for everything.
>> No, thank you. Without you, I might not [music] even be here today.
>> Eric, Alice is mine. Let's see what you've got, you pathetic house husband. Hey, Eric. Done begging for tips? Come say hi to the guests. We tip better.
>> Nolan,
>> [music]
>> this party is for you. We don't need an outsider killing the vibe.
>> Message received. I'll be in [music] my room.
>> Alice, just let him stay.
>> [music]
>> He's already dressed for the job, isn't he?
>> Waiter, we're dry over here. Chop, chop.
>> Lucy, come on. This is going too far. He's Alice's husband.
>> Husband? Please. He's a charity case.
>> [music]
>> Without her money, he'd be eating out of a dumpster. It's not like you actually love him, right?
>> Well, Lucy's right. Eric's totally wrapped around my finger. He does whatever I say.
>> [music]
>> He's just a well-trained dog. God, if he had half of Nolan's class, maybe you wouldn't be so ashamed of your own husband.
>> Let's be real, Alice. [music] Nolan is back. Isn't it time you cut the dead weight? We all know who you really love. It's Nolan.
>> Seriously? [music] Not a word? God, what a spineless waste.
>> Oh, please. That was history. Let's not bore everyone with the past. Drink up.
>> Hey, steak boy, get over here. Top me off.
>> [laughter]
>> Eric, are you [music] deaf? Pour the wine.
>> I'm your husband. You really want to do this?
>> Just shut up and pour the damn wine.
>> Fine. One last day, Alice. Then you get rid of your miserable husband. The very one who's been watching over you all along.
>> Seriously, what did you do to this lapdog?
>> Spill the secret. [music] I need John to be just as well trained.
>> Why, you can play boss in the bedroom, but out here, I'm not some neutered lapdog like Eric. I still have my balls.
>> Speaking of the bedroom, is Eric your little sub in there too?
>> He sleeps in the servants [music] quarters. He's not allowed in my bedroom, let alone my bed.
>> Oh my god, like 5 years? Don't tell me he can't get it up. Maybe you should just split the week. Eric gets Mon, Wed, Fri. Fair to everyone involved.
>> [snorts]
>> Why not just [music] book my whole 7-day week then?
>> Kiss, kiss, kiss. Kiss, kiss, kiss.
>> Come on, give the people what they want. Just for fun. As long as Alice is my wife, you keep your hands off [music] her.
>> [laughter]
>> Look at the alpha male. Are the tips [music] you made today even enough for a box of condoms?
>> Relax, buddy. Just having some fun.
>> What is wrong with you? Why do you have to ruin everything? Spare me your pathetic ego.
>> [music]
>> Really? Do you want me to stand here and applaud while another man makes out with my wife?
>> What? No.
>> Sorry, Eric. The alcohol made us do it. Let's [music] have a drink and we're all good, okay?
>> Drink it. Stop embarrassing me.
>> I'm the one embarrassing you?
>> Aren't you? God, you've been humiliating me every single day.
>> And I've been shielding you every single day. How about this? Eric, if you really care about your wife, you kill the whole bottle.
>> Good idea. [music] Drink it. Maybe then I'll forgive you.
>> You know what alcohol does to me, Alice. And you still want [music] me to drink. Fine. Alice, I gave you my blood and now I'm weaker than ever. I trusted you with my weakness. You turned it into a weapon against me. This is the last time. I'm letting you go.
>> [clears throat]
>> I got him.
>> Nolan! Are you okay? What the hell is wrong with you today? Why can't you just leave him alone?
>> Are you kidding me? Can't you see your [music] own husband is bleeding and you're crying over his paper cut?
>> I just Why does seeing him hurt hurt me? I'm supposed to hate him.
>> Move.
>> Don't you touch her!
>> No, Eric!
>> Alice belongs with me.
>> Sir,
>> [music]
>> leaders from around the world are desperate to meet you. When will you return?
>> After the divorce. [music]
>> [snorts]
>> Sorry. Did I hurt you?
>> Alice, you know how I feel about you. Our grandfathers were brothers in arms for Mr. Dupont. We grew up together [music] and we were supposed to get married. Leave him. Please.
>> But my mind [music] says yes to Nolan. But my heart hesitates.
>> I'll finish what I promised. Nothing else matters.
>> Mom? Dad? What are you doing here?
>> Looks like you two are doing well.
>> Oh, poor boy. Look at this gash.
>> Alice, tell us who did this to him.
>> Who else could it be? That jealous trash, Eric.
>> Thank god you're not a judge.
>> Nolan is the CEO of the world's largest biotech company. Every single cell in his body is worth more than your entire life. Do you get it? Apologize.
>> He cracked a bottle over my skull. Do you get it?
>> If Nolan hit you, you must have given him a reason. I've faced [music] down sharks in this business for decades. Why did one look from this house header scare me?
>> Mom, Dad, he's still my husband. I'll deal with him. What was that attitude? Let me make this clear. Nolan was only trying to protect me. I actually felt sorry for you for [music] a second, but clearly you're not worth it.
>> Alice, I'm sorry. Don't fight with Eric anymore. And actually, I got something for both of you. This is my company's latest serum. It can slow aging. [music]
>> Oh my god. This is what everyone dreams of.
>> That smells strangely [music] familiar. Everyone get out of here first. I'll find out what's happening.
>> [screaming]
>> Don't kill me. It doesn't want me. It wants the serum. Oh, [ __ ] No one can find out about this. I need to get out of here. Not here. I can't let it hurt anyone. Damn it.
>> [music]
>> Side effects of the blood exchange are worse than I thought. Don't worry.
>> [music]
>> I gave everything I had to lure that monster away. You're all safe now.
>> [sighs and gasps]
>> It actually left. Looks like idiots have no idea what happened. Which means
>> [music]
>> I play the hero again.
>> Why would a monster show up now? Wait. [music] Where's Eric?
>> Maybe he got scared and ran off.
>> [music]
>> I knew it. That useless coward only cares about himself.
>> You can't count on a guy like that.
>> Who said I ran?
>> Damn it. The side effects of the blood exchange are worse than I thought. Thank God you're alive. I couldn't find you earlier. I thought you ran off.
>> How dare you show up now? [music] Nolan risked his life saving us while you hid until it was all over.
>> Did I hide or did you all run and not one of you looked back for me?
>> So, are you blaming us for not coming back for you?
>> Yeah, we were running. The only one who wasn't [music] and actually protected everyone was Nolan. You should at least thank him before you come at me.
>> What if I told you the person who protected you was me?
>> Oh god, Nolan [music] carries the blood of true fighters. His grandfather fought alongside [clears throat] Mr. Dupont and you, you're a house husband, a freeloader, a shameless liar. Tell me which one of you sounds more like a hero.
>> Alice is right. [music] You stole Nolan's place as her husband and now you're stealing his heroism, too?
>> Eric, it's okay. Facing a monster like that, anyone would be scared. But [music] pretending you weren't doesn't make you a real hero. So, why don't you enlighten us, Mr. Hero? How come that monster showed up right here, right now?
>> What are you implying? That's enough, Eric. You make me sick.
>> [ __ ] No one can know my serum attracts monsters or everything I've built will be over.
>> Nolan, what's wrong?
>> [music]
>> Eric, I know you hate me, but this isn't the time to fight. [music] I was badly injured. Only that serum can save me. I know it's on you. Please, give it back. [music]
>> What are you waiting for? Give it to him.
>> I don't have it.
>> Another lie. This bastard must hide it. This whole place smells like garbage.
>> Don't touch anything in here.
>> Then the serum must be in there.
>> [music] [music]
>> Impossible. These are the highest military delegations in the empire's history. How could they possibly be here?
>> [music]
>> Where did you get them? So, you're not just a coward, you're a thief.
>> Put them back. Or you'll [music] regret it.
>> Why are you so nervous? If you stole these medals, you definitely took my serum. Put them down. Don't make me repeat [music] myself.
>> Where is the serum? [music] Give it to me.
>> Five years you haven't trusted me once. You'd burn everything I am
>> [music]
>> for him.
>> Don't try to deflect. Where is the serum?
>> looking for the serum. You're just looking for any chance to humiliate
>> Shut up, you piece of [ __ ]
>> [music]
>> I've never seen him look like this. Did I go too far? No, I did nothing wrong. He's the one who stole the serum. This is all his fault.
>> The drawer is locked. The serum must be inside.
>> Eric, open it. Now. Just break the lock. Once we find the serum, you're divorcing him. The Vane family [music] has no place for trash. No matter how hard I tried to shake you off, you just stuck to me like a leech. But you're out of chances today. [music] Hand over the serum and get the hell out of my house. Even if you get on your knees and
>> Fine.
>> What?
>> [music] [music]
>> Alice,
>> [music]
>> let's get divorced.