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I agreed to fake being a guy, but not to shower with a bunch of naked guys.
>> What are you waiting for? Get in here.
>> No.
>> Why does it feel
>> Shoot, I am so toast. How do I explain this? What is a girl doing in an all boys hockey camp?
>> Rory, I'm screwed. The U-20 national team starts tomorrow. But my ankle is completely wrecked. Doc says I'm out for weeks.
>> Chill, Leo. Can't you just ask the board for an extension?
>> IT'S THE ATLAS CAMP, THE MOST ELITE HOCKEY PROGRAM IN NORTH AMERICA. IF I NO-SHOW ON DAY ONE, I'M CUT FOR GOOD. AND MY LIFE is literally over.
>> All right, stop whining.
>> [snorts]
>> What do you want me to do?
>> Please, Ro-Ro, cover for me. Just for a month.
>> [snorts]
>> Ew, don't call me that. It's a boys' camp. How is that supposed to work?
>> [sighs]
>> You better pray I don't get busted.
>> I [clears throat] knew IT. YOU'RE THE BEST SISTER EVER, RO-RO.
>> [gasps]
>> UGH, SERIOUSLY? HEY. HEY, what's up? I'm Leo Marché. Nailed it.
>> Leo Marché?
>> Yeah. Room B214. Thanks.
>> Hey.
>> [screaming]
>> Jackson's about TO BREAK THE SOLO SCORING RECORD. CAREFUL.
>> [gasps]
>> That was close.
>> [snorts]
>> No pads. Who the hell let you on the ice?
>> At least I saved him.
>> I had it under control.
>> Control? Am I supposed to wait for you to play hero? Who knows if you were just bluffing.
>> Oh, wow. That rookie just talked back to the captain?
>> Leo Marchand, 5'6". We don't run a daycare here, kid.
>> [laughter]
>> Better not cry when you beg to quit.
>> [laughter]
>> Douchebag. Please, let my roommate be decent. Please don't be You. You got to be kidding me. And put some clothes on. Why aren't you wearing clothes?
>> Oh, stalking me now? Insecure about what you're missing, kid?
>> I'm changing rooms right now.
>> Suit yourself. If you want to risk an F from the coach on day one just to switch you boxes.
>> Fine. But let's get a few things straight. Time for some ground rules. First, this room is now split down the middle. Don't cross the line. Second, when I'm changing, keep your eyes on your side of the line. Third, I'll figure that out later.
>> Professional rule maker. But, what if I just cross it?
>> [snorts]
>> W- W- What do you want?
>> If you want me to follow your rules, all right. Meet me at tomorrow morning's practice. If you do, I'll apologize in public and do whatever you say.
>> Seriously?
>> [snorts]
>> But if you lose, you're my personal servant right after the practice.
>> Deal. You're on.
>> Hey guys, did you hear? That tiny newbie from yesterday just challenged Jackson ON THE ICE RIGHT NOW. COME ON. LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
>> TINY NEWBIE?
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT? THE ROOKIE MADE A bet with Jackson? Want to bet? I give Jackson 3 seconds to lay him out.
>> [laughter]
>> Figured out how you're going to serve me yet, Pee-wee?
>> Cut the crap. Better not cry when I kick your ass.
>> Cocky, aren't we?
>> Cockier than you.
>> Wrong place to measure that, kid.
>> [clears throat]
>> Douchebag.
>> One-on-one, half ice, first to score wins. GET READY.
>> YOU ARE SO DEAD.
>> [snorts]
>> I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY.
>> DAMN, kids got wheels.
>> Blocking me? Not a chance.
>> [screaming]
>> GAME OVER. JACKSON TAKES IT. WHAT A SHOT!
>> THAT DAMN GLARE. I was so close.
>> [clears throat]
>> Close to what? Beat me?
>> YEAH.
>> LOSER. NICE TRY, ROOKIE. CLOSE DOESN'T CUT IT ON THE ICE, KID.
>> [snorts]
>> BUT I have to say, you've got some serious speed. Way faster than I imagined.
>> [snorts]
>> Keep your compliments to yourself.
>> Don't forget our little bet.
>> [snorts]
>> Interesting.
>> [sighs and gasps]
>> Look who finally found their way home, little Duxbury.
>> I blew it today, but I am a man of my word.
>> Glad to hear it.
>> I'll take care of the dorm chores for a month. Satisfied?
>> Do I look like I need a sweeper, Pee-wee?
>> Then what do you want?
>> [sighs]
>> What the hell is this?
>> Your new job contract.
>> Did you seriously get this ready last night?
>> Obviously.
>> [gasps]
>> From today on, Mr. Marceau, you're officially my new boss around.
>> You
>> Hey. Rule number one of the servant code. What do you call me?
>> Servant code?
>> [snorts]
>> You signed your name. What, Marceau? Don't want to be a man of your word now?
>> [snorts]
>> 327 rules? Rule 12, help your cap prep all training gear the night before. Rule 54, electrolytes must be chilled to exactly 4° C. Rule Rule 78, greet your cap every MORNING WITH A PROPER ATTITUDE. CAN'T YOU DO ALL THIS CRAP YOURSELF?
>> I CAN.
>> THEN?
>> Because I got a little servant now. Rule 233, no eye rolling at your cap. Rule 124, no physical assault on your cap.
>> Are you A MAID OR WHAT?
>> YOU CAN BREAK them if you want. But as it shows, the buyout fee will be 300 grand. Take your pick.
>> Fine, you win.
>> Rule number one, what do you call me?
>> [gasps]
>> Got it, cap. Once Leo recovers, I'm throwing this stupid servant code straight out the window.
>> Feeling pretty.
>> Damn it. Aside from his trash mouth, this douchebag actually has killer abs.
>> Pee-wee, bring some chopped fruit in.
>> [clears throat]
>> Can't you put on some clothes and come eat outside?
>> Hurry up. Rule 127, meet all reasonable requests from your cap.
>> Nope. Your fruit, cap. [clears throat]
>> Feed me.
>> Can't you help yourself?
>> [gasps and sighs]
>> Bad attitude, rule three.
>> Eat.
>> Mhm, not bad. Now hand me that towel on the rack.
>> Hit the streets and JUMP THE CURB.
>> [screaming] [screaming]
>> WHY DOES IT FEEL
>> What the hell IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Just measuring your pecs, dude. But why are they so soft?
>> That's none of your business.
>> [music]
>> Trash-talking jerk. If I hadn't lost that stupid bet, I would never be serving you like this. The second my brother's foot heals, I am so out of here.
>> [sighs and gasps] [yawns]
>> Literally dead.
>> [snorts]
>> Care to explain? Is this the secret game day gear for our star defenseman?
>> Jack! Jackson! You pervert! Stop stealing my clothes!
>> Stealing? You left it in the washer, Peewee.
>> Still private. You could just leave it there quietly.
>> How [clears throat] was I supposed to know my little servant fancies these? Little girly panties?
>> What do you know? Who says guys can't wear them? Mind your own panties.
>> 5 minutes at the rink, my personal servant.
>> 5 minutes? Do I look like the FLASH TO YOU?
>> LOOK WHO IT IS. THE SHORTY WHO BET with Jax and embarrassed himself yesterday. Got the balls to stay? A tiny frame like that playing D? Don't make me laugh.
>> I lost to him, yes. But wiping the ice with you will be light work.
>> What did you just say, you little Let me teach you respect.
>> What is he, Hulk on ice?
>> How's that for a lesson of respect?
>> [clears throat] [laughter]
>> Keep acting tough, punk. Tomorrow's physicals, I'm going to make you the laughing stock of the camp.
>> [snorts]
>> May I have your attention, all players. The physicals will begin in 30 minutes. Please report to the medical facility.
>> are busted in a second. No, definitely not going.
>> Hey buddy, don't miss the checkup.
>> [snorts]
>> Let's see how you survive this camp now.
>> Word. Sir. Caught means game over. I can't let that happen.
>> [clears throat]
>> Let's just disappear for a while.
>> Pee-wee, why'd you jump into my shower?
>> Don't make a sound.
>> Says who? What's your bet this time?
>> Tips said Leo's carrying banned substances. He must be somewhere around.
>> Check this section. Jackson, please help me. Jackson.
>> Anyone in there?
>> Cap? Cap?
>> You owe me one, Pee-wee.
>> They woke up.
>> Come on, coach. I know we're all boys here, but spying in the shower is still a bit much, isn't it?
>> [snorts] [clears throat]
>> Sorry, Jackson. We're looking for Leo. Have you seen him? Leo? What do you want with him?
>> Someone reported he's carrying banned substances. We need to verify.
>> Oh, I think I saw him heading towards the dorms just now.
>> Let's move to the dorms.
>> They're gone. Put me down. What are you looking at?
>> [gasps]
>> I agreed to fake being a guy, but not to shower with a bunch of naked guys.
>> What are you waiting for? Get in here.
>> No.
>> Why does it feel
>> Shoot, I am so toast. How do I explain [music] this? What is a girl doing in an all boys hockey camp.
>> RORY, I'M SCREWED. THE U20 national camp starts tomorrow, but my ankle is completely wrecked it. Doc says I'm out for weeks.
>> Chill, Leo. Can't you just ask the board for an extension?
>> IT'S THE ATLAS CAMP, THE MOST ELITE HOCKEY PROGRAM IN NORTH AMERICA. IF I NO SHOW ON DAY ONE, I'M CUT FOR GOOD. AND MY LIFE is literally over.
>> All right, stop whining.
>> [snorts]
>> What do you want me to do?
>> Please, Rory, cover for me. Just for a month.
>> Ew, don't call me that. It's a boys camp. How is that supposed to work?
>> [clears throat]
>> You better pray I don't get busted.
>> I knew it. YOU'RE THE BEST SISTER EVER, RORY.
>> [gasps and snorts]
>> UGH, SERIOUSLY? HEY. HEY, what's up? I'm Leo Marcher. Nailed it. Leo Marcher? Yeah. Room B214. Thanks.
>> [screaming]
>> JACKSON'S ABOUT TO BREAK THE SOLO SCORING RECORD. CAREFUL.
>> That was close.
>> [snorts]
>> No. pads. Who the hell let you on the ice?
>> At least I saved him.
>> I had it under control.
>> Control? Am I supposed to wait for you to play hero? Who knows if you were just bluffing.
>> Oh wow. That rookie just talked back to the captain?
>> Leo Marche, 5'6". We don't run a daycare here, kid. Better not cry when you beg to quit. DOUCHEBAG.
>> [screaming] [applause]
>> PLEASE, LET MY ROOMMATE BE DECENT. Please don't be You! You got to be kidding me.
>> [gasps]
>> And put some clothes on. Why aren't you wearing clothes?
>> Oh, stalking me now? Insecure about what you're missing, kid?
>> I'm changing rooms right now.
>> Suit yourself. If you want to risk an F from the coach on day one just to switch shoe boxes.
>> Fine. But let's get a few things straight. Time for some ground rules. First, this room is now split down the middle. Don't cross the line. Second, when I'm changing, keep your eyes on your side of the line. Third, I'll figure that out later.
>> Professional rule maker. But what if I just cross it?
>> W- w- what do you want?
>> If you want me to follow your rules, all right. Meet me at tomorrow morning's practice. If you do, I'll apologize in public and do whatever you say.
>> Seriously?
>> But if you lose, you're my my servant right after the practice.
>> Deal. You're on.
>> Are you serious? I give you our sweets.
>> Hey guys, did you hear? That tiny newbie from yesterday just challenged Jackson ON THE ICE RIGHT NOW. COME ON. LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
>> TINY NEWBIE?
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT? THE ROOKIE made a bet with Jackson?
>> Want to bet?
>> I give Jackson 3 seconds to lay him out.
>> [laughter]
>> Figured out how you're going to serve me yet, peewee?
>> Cut the crap. Better not cry when I kick your ass.
>> Cocky, aren't we?
>> Cockier than you.
>> Wrong place to measure that, kid.
>> Douchebag.
>> One-on-one, half ice, first to score wins. Get ready.
>> YOU ARE SO DEAD.
>> [snorts]
>> I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY.
>> DAMN, kid's got wheels.
>> Blocking me? Not a chance.
>> [screaming]
>> GAME OVER. JACKSON TAKES IT.
>> WHAT A SHOT.
>> THE DAMN GLARE. I was so close.
>> [clears throat]
>> Close to what? Beat me?
>> LOSER. NICE TRY, ROOKIE.
>> [laughter]
>> CLOSE DOESN'T CUT IT ON the ice, kid.
>> [snorts]
>> But I have to say, you've got some serious speed. Way faster than I imagined.
>> [snorts]
>> Keep your compliments to yourself.
>> Don't forget our little bet. Interesting.
>> [sighs and gasps]
>> Look who finally found their way home, little Depsy.
>> I blew it today, but I am a man of my word.
>> Glad to hear it.
>> I'll take care of the dorm chores for a month. Satisfied?
>> Do I look like I need a sweeper, Peewee?
>> Then what do you want? What the hell is this?
>> Your new job contract.
>> Did you seriously get this ready last night?
>> Obviously.
>> [gasps]
>> From today on, Mr. Marche, you're officially mine to boss around.
>> [snorts]
>> You?
>> Aye. Rule number one of the servant code. What do you call me?
>> Servant code?
>> [sighs]
>> You signed your name. What, Marche? Don't want to be a man of your word now?
>> 327 rules? Rule 12, help your cap prep all training gear the night before. Rule 54, electrolytes must be chilled to exactly 4° C. Rule 78, greet your cap every MORNING WITH A PROPER ATTITUDE. CAN'T YOU DO ALL THIS CRAP YOURSELF?
>> I CAN.
>> THEN?
>> Because I got a little servant now. Rule 233, no eye rolling at your cap. Rule 124, no physical assault on your cap.
>> Are you A MIGHT OR WHAT?
>> YOU CAN break them if you want. But as it shows, the buyout fee will be 300 grand. Take your pick.
>> Fine, you win.
>> Rule number one, what do you call me?
>> [gasps]
>> Got it, cap. Once Leo recovers, I'm throwing this stupid servant code straight out the window.
>> Feeling pretty. Damn it. Aside from his trash mouth, this douchebag actually has killer abs.
>> Pee-wee, bring some chopped fruit in.
>> [clears throat]
>> Can't you put on some clothes and come eat outside?
>> Hurry up. Rule 127, meet all reasonable requests from your cap.
>> Nope. Your fruit, cap.
>> [clears throat]
>> Feed me.
>> Can't you help yourself?
>> Bad attitude, rule three. Eat. Mhm, not bad. Now hand me that towel on the rack.
>> [screaming] [screaming]
>> Why does it feel
>> What the hell IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>> [gasps]
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Just measuring your pecs, dude. But why are they so soft?
>> That's none of your business.
>> [music]
>> Trash-talking jerk. If I hadn't lost that stupid bet, I would never be serving you like this. The second my brother's foot heals, I am so out of here.
>> [sighs] [gasps] [yawns]
>> Literally dead.
>> [snorts]
>> Care to explain? Is this the secret game day gear for our star defenseman?
>> Jackson! Jackson! You pervert! Stop stealing my clothes.
>> Stealing? You left it in the washer, Peewee.
>> It's still private. You could just leave it there quietly.
>> How [clears throat] was I supposed to know my little servant fancies these? Little [clears throat] girly panties.
>> What do you know? Who says guys can't wear them? Mind your own panties.
>> 5 minutes at the rink, my personal servant.
>> 5 minutes? Do I look like the FLASH TO YOU?
>> YES. LOOK WHO IT IS. THE SHORTY WHO bet with Jackson and embarrassed himself yesterday. Got the balls to stay? A tiny frame like that playing D? Don't make me laugh.
>> I lost to him, yes. But wiping the ice with you will be light work.
>> What did you just say, you little
>> [snorts]
>> Let me teach you respect. What is he, Hulk on ice?
>> How's that for a lesson of respect?
>> [clears throat]
>> Keep acting tough, punk. Tomorrow's physicals, I'm going to make you the laughingstock of the camp.
>> [sighs]
>> May I have your attention, all players. The physicals will begin in 30 minutes. Please report
>> Physicals? I'll be busted in a second. No, definitely not going.
>> Hey buddy, don't miss the checkup.
>> [snorts]
>> Let's see how you survive this camp now.
>> What? Sir. Caught means game over. I can't let that happen. Let's just disappear for a while.
>> Pee
>> Don't make a sound.
>> Says who? What's your bet this time? Tip said Leo's carrying banned substances. He must be somewhere around.
>> Check this section. Jackson, please help me. Jackson. Feet. Anyone in there?
>> Cap? Cap?
>> You owe me one, Pee-wee.
>> They woke up.
>> Come on, coach. I know we're all boys here, but spying in the shower is still a bit much, isn't it?
>> [snorts] [clears throat]
>> Sorry, Jackson. We're looking for Leo. Have you seen him?
>> [singing]
>> Leo? What do you want with him?
>> Someone reported he's carrying banned substances. We need to verify.
>> Oh, I think I saw him heading towards the dorms just now.
>> Let's move to the dorms.
>> They're gone. Put me down. What are you looking at?
>> [gasps]
>> I agreed to fake being a guy, but not to shower with a bunch of naked guys.
>> What are you waiting for? Get in here.
>> No.
>> Why does it feel
>> Shoot. I'm so toast. How do I explain [music] this? What is a girl doing in an all-boys hockey camp?
>> Rory, I'm screwed. The U-20 national camp starts tomorrow, but my ankle is completely wrecked. Doc says I'm out for weeks.
>> Chill, Leo. Can't you just ask the board for an extension?
>> IT'S THE ATLAS CAMP, THE MOST ELITE HOCKEY PROGRAM IN NORTH AMERICA. IF I NO-SHOW ON DAY ONE, I'M CUT FOR GOOD. AND MY LIFE is literally over.
>> All right, stop whining.
>> [snorts]
>> What do you want me to do?
>> Please, Ro-Ro, cover for me. Just for a month.
>> [gasps]
>> Ew, don't call me that. It's a boy's camp. How is that supposed to work? You better pray I don't get busted.
>> I knew IT. YOU'RE THE BEST SISTER EVER, RO RO.
>> [gasps]
>> UGH, SERIOUSLY? HEY, HEY, what's up? I'm Leo Marche. Nailed it. Leo Marche? Yeah. Room B214. Thanks.
>> [screaming]
>> Jackson's about to break THE SOLO SCORING RECORD. CAREFUL.
>> [gasps]
>> That was close.
>> [snorts]
>> No pads. Who the hell let you on the ice?
>> At least I saved him.
>> I had it under control.
>> Control? Am I supposed to wait for you to play hero? Who knows if you were just bluffing.
>> Oh, wow. That rookie just talked back to the captain?
>> Leo Marche, 5'6". We don't run a daycare here, kids.
>> [laughter]
>> Better not cry when you beg to quit. Douchebag. Please, let my roommate be decent. Please don't be You! You got to be kidding me. And put some clothes on. Why aren't you wearing clothes?
>> Oh, you're stalking me now? Insecure about what you're missing, kid?
>> I'm changing rooms right now.
>> Suit yourself. If you want to risk an F from the coach on day one just to switch U boxes.
>> Fine, but let's get a few things straight. Time for some ground rules. First, this room is now split down the middle. Don't cross the line. Second, when I'm changing, keep your eyes on your side of the line. Third, I'll figure that out later.
>> Professional rule maker. But, what if I just cross it?
>> [snorts]
>> W- What do you want?
>> If you want me to follow your rules, all right. Beat me at tomorrow morning's practice. If you do, I'll apologize in public and do whatever you say.
>> Seriously?
>> But if you lose, you're my personal servant right after the practice.
>> Deal. You're on.
>> Hey guys, did you hear? That tiny newbie from yesterday just challenged Jackson ON THE ICE RIGHT NOW. COME ON. LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
>> TINY NEWBIE?
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT? THE ROOKIE made a bet with Jackson? Want to bet I give Jackson 3 seconds to lay him out.
>> [laughter]
>> Figured out how you're going to serve me at Pee Wee?
>> Cut the crap. Better not cry when I kick your ass.
>> Cocky, aren't we?
>> Cockier than you.
>> Wrong place to measure that, kid.
>> Douche bag.
>> One on one, half ice, first to score wins. Get ready.
>> You are so dead.
>> I'd love to see you try. Damn, kid's got wheels.
>> Blocking me? Not a chance.
>> [screaming]
>> GAME OVER. JACKSON TAKES IT.
>> WHAT A SHOT!
>> THAT DAMN GLARE. I was so close.
>> [clears throat]
>> Close to what? Beat me?
>> LOSER! NICE TRY, ROOKIE.
>> CLOSE DOESN'T CUT IT ON THE ICE, KID.
>> [snorts]
>> But I have to say, you've got some serious speed. Way faster than I imagined.
>> Keep your compliments to yourself.
>> Don't forget our little bet.
>> [snorts] [clears throat]
>> Interesting.
>> [sighs and gasps]
>> Look who finally found their way home, little Dipsy.
>> I blew it today, but I am a man of my word.
>> Glad to hear it.
>> I'll take care of the dorm chores for a month. Satisfied?
>> Do I look like I need a sweeper, Pee-wee?
>> Then what do you want? What the hell is this?
>> Your new job contract.
>> Did you seriously get this ready last night?
>> Obviously.
>> [gasps]
>> From today on, Mr. Marche, you're officially my deboss around.
>> [snorts]
>> You!
>> Hey. Rule number one of the servant code. What do you call me?
>> Servant code?
>> You signed your name. What, Marchese? Don't want to be a man of your word now?
>> [snorts]
>> 327 rules? Rule 12, help your cap prep all training gear the night before. Rule 54, electrolytes must be chilled to exactly 4° C. Rule 78, greet your cap every MORNING WITH A PROPER ATTITUDE. CAN'T YOU DO ALL THIS CRAP YOURSELF?
>> I CAN.
>> THEN?
>> Because I got a little servant now. Rule 233, no eye rolling at your cap. Rule 124, no physical assault on your cap.
>> Are you A MITE OR WHAT?
>> YOU CAN break them if you want. But as it shows, the buyout fee will be 300 grand. Take your pick.
>> Fine. You win.
>> Rule number one, what do you call me?
>> Got it, cap. Once Leo recovers, I'm throwing this stupid servant code straight out the window.
>> Feeling pretty. good.
>> Damn it. Aside from his trash mouth, this douchebag actually has killer abs.
>> Pee Wee, bring some chopped fruit in.
>> [clears throat]
>> Can't you put on some clothes and come eat outside?
>> Hurry up. Rule 127, meet all reasonable requests from your cap.
>> Nope. Your fruit cap. Feed me.
>> Can't you help yourself?
>> [gasps]
>> Bad attitude, rule three.
>> [snorts]
>> Eat.
>> Mhm, not bad. Now, hand me that towel on the rack.
>> [screaming]
>> Why does it feel
>> What the hell IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>> [gasps]
>> What's wrong with you? Just measuring your pecs, dude. But, why are they so soft?
>> That's none of your business.
>> [music and singing]
>> Trash-talking jerk. If I hadn't lost that stupid bet, I would never be serving you like this. The second my brother's foot heals, I am so out of here.
>> [sighs and gasps] [yawns]
>> Literally dead.
>> [snorts]
>> Care to explain? Is this the secret game day gear for our star defenseman?
>> Jackson! JACKSON! YOU PERVERT! STOP STEALING MY CLOTHES.
>> STEALING? You left it in the washer, Peewee.
>> It's still private. You could just leave it there quietly.
>> How [clears throat] was I supposed to know my little servant fancy's these? Little girly panties.
>> What do you know? Who says guys can't wear them? Mind your own panties.
>> 5 minutes at the rink, my personal servant.
>> 5 minutes? Do I look like the FLASH TO YOU?
>> LOOK WHO IT IS. THE SHORTY WHO BET WITH Jackson and embarrassed himself yesterday. Got the balls to stay? A tiny frame like that playing D? Don't make me laugh.
>> I lost to him, yes. But wiping the ice with you will be light work.
>> What did you just say, you little Let me teach you respect. What is he, Hulk on ice?
>> How's that for a lesson of respect?
>> [clears throat] [laughter]
>> Keep acting tough, punk. Tomorrow's physicals. I'm going to make you the laughingstock of the camp.
>> [snorts and sighs]
>> May I have your attention, all players. The physicals will begin in 30 minutes. Please report to
>> Physicals? I'll be busted in a second. No, definitely not going.
>> Hey buddy, don't miss the checkup.
>> [snorts]
>> Let's see how you survive this camp now.
>> What? Sir? Caught means game over. I can't let that happen. Let's just disappear for a while.
>> Pee-wee, why'd you jump into my shower?
>> Don't make a sound.
>> Says who? What's your bet this time? Tip said Leo's carrying banned substances. He must be somewhere around.
>> Check this section. Jackson, please help me. Jackson.
>> Anyone in there?
>> Cap? Cap?
>> You owe me one, Pee-wee.
>> They woke up.
>> Come on, coach. I know we're all boys here, but spying in the shower is still a bit much, isn't it?
>> [snorts] [clears throat]
>> Sorry, Jackson. We're looking for Leo. Have you seen him?
>> I'm ready. [singing] Leo? What do you want with him?
>> Someone reported he's carrying banned substances. We need to verify.
>> Oh, I think I saw him heading towards the dorms just now.
>> Let's move to the dorms.
>> They're gone. Put me down. What are you looking at?
>> [gasps]
>> I agreed to fake being a guy, but not to shower with a bunch of naked guys.
>> What are you waiting for? Get in here.
>> No.
>> Why does it feel
>> Shoot. I am so toast. How do I explain [music] this? What is a girl doing in an all boys hockey camp?
>> Rory, I'm screwed. The U-20 national camp starts tomorrow. But my ankle is completely wrecked it. Doc says I'm out for weeks.
>> Chill, Leo. Can't you just ask the board for an extension?
>> IT'S THE ATLAS CAMP, THE MOST ELITE HOCKEY PROGRAM IN NORTH AMERICA. IF I NO-SHOW ON DAY ONE, I'M CUT FOR GOOD. AND my life is literally over.
>> All right, stop whining. What do you want me to do?
>> Please, Ro Ro, cover for me. Just for a month.
>> Ew, don't call me that. It's a boys camp. How is that supposed to work? You better pray I don't get busted.
>> I knew IT. YOU'RE THE BEST SISTER EVER, RO RO.
>> [gasps]
>> UGH, SERIOUSLY?
>> So what? I'm still
>> Hey. Hey, what's up? I'm Leo Marché. Nailed it.
>> I bring that soft speed. I COME A LITTLE CLOSER. I FEEL A LITTLE LIGHT INSIDE.
>> Leo Marché? Yeah. Room B214. Thanks.
>> [screaming]
>> Jackson's about TO BREAK THE SOLO SCORING RECORD. CAREFUL.
>> [gasps] [laughter]
>> That was close.
>> No pads. Who the hell let you on the ice?
>> [snorts]
>> At least I saved him.
>> I had it under control.
>> Control? Am I supposed to wait for you to play hero? Who knows if you were just bluffing.
>> [gasps]
>> Oh, wow. That rookie just talked back to the captain? Leo Marché. 5'6". We don't run a daycare here, kid. Better not cry when you beg to quit.
>> Douchebag. Please, let my roommate be decent. Please don't be You. You've got to be kidding me. And put some clothes on. Why aren't you wearing clothes?
>> Oh, you're stalking me now? Insecure about what you're missing, kid?
>> I'm changing rooms right now.
>> Suit yourself. If you want to risk an F from the coach on day one just to switch you boxes.
>> Fine, but let's get a few things straight. Time for some ground rules. First, this room is now split down the middle. Don't cross the line. Second, when I'm changing, keep your eyes on your side of the line. Third, I'll figure that out later.
>> Professional rule maker. But, what if I just cross it?
>> [snorts and clears throat]
>> W- W- What do you want?
>> If you want me to follow your rules, all right. Beat me at tomorrow morning's practice. If you do, I'll apologize in public and do whatever you say.
>> Seriously?
>> But if you lose, you're my personal servant right after the practice.
>> Deal. You're on.
>> Hey guys, did you hear? That tiny newbie from yesterday just challenged Jackson ON THE ICE RIGHT NOW. COME ON. LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
>> TINY NEWBIE?
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT? THE ROOKIE MADE a bet with Jackson. Want to bet I give Jackson 3 seconds to lay him out?
>> [laughter]
>> Figured out how you're going to serve me at Pee-wee?
>> Cut the crap. Better not cry when I kick your ass.
>> Cocky, aren't we?
>> Cockier than you.
>> Wrong place to measure that, kid.
>> Douchebag.
>> One-on-one, half-ice, first to score wins. Get ready.
>> YOU ARE SO DEAD.
>> I'd love to see you try. Damn, kids got wheels.
>> [snorts]
>> Blocking me? Not a chance.
>> [screaming]
>> GAME OVER. JACKSON TAKES IT. WHAT A SHOT!
>> THAT DAMN GLARE. I was so close.
>> Close to what? Beat me? LOSER. NICE TRY, ROOKIE. CLOSE DOESN'T CUT IT ON THE ICE, KID. But I have to say, you've got some serious speed. Way faster than I imagined.
>> [snorts]
>> Keep your compliments to yourself.
>> Don't forget our little bet.
>> [snorts] [clears throat]
>> Interesting.
>> [sighs and gasps]
>> Look who finally found their way home, little Duxbury.
>> I blew it today, but I am a man of my word.
>> Glad to hear it.
>> I'll take care of the dorm chores for a month. Satisfied?
>> Do I look like I need a sweeper, Pee-wee?
>> Then what do you want?
>> [sighs]
>> What the hell is this?
>> Your new job contract.
>> Did you seriously get this ready last night?
>> Obviously.
>> [clears throat]
>> From today on, Mr. Marche, you're officially my new boss around.
>> [snorts]
>> You.
>> Hey. Rule number one of the servant code. What do you call me?
>> Servant code?
>> You signed your name. What, Marchese? Don't want to be a man of your word now?
>> [snorts]
>> 327 rules? Rule 12, help your cap prep all training gear the night before. Rule 54, electrolytes must be chilled to exactly 4° C. Rule 78, greet your cap EVERY MORNING WITH A PROPER ATTITUDE. CAN'T YOU DO ALL THIS CRAP YOURSELF?
>> I CAN.
>> THEN?
>> Because I got [clears throat] a little servant now. Rule 233, no eye rolling at your cap. Rule 124, no physical assault on your cap.
>> Are you A MITE OR WHAT?
>> YOU CAN break them if you want. But as it shows, the buyout fee will be 300 grand. Take your pick.
>> Fine, you win.
>> Rule number one, what do you call me?
>> [clears throat]
>> Got it, cap. Once Leo recovers, I'm throwing this stupid servant code straight out the window.
>> Feeling pretty good.
>> Damn it. Aside from his trash mouth, this douchebag actually has killer abs.
>> Pee-wee, bring some chopped fruit in.
>> [clears throat]
>> Can't you put on some clothes and come eat outside?
>> Hurry up. Rule 127, meet all reasonable requests from your cat.
>> Nope. Your fruit cap.
>> Feed me.
>> Can't you help yourself?
>> Bad attitude, rule three. Eat. Mhm, not bad. Now hand me that towel on the rack.
>> [screaming]
>> Why does it feel
>> What the hell is wrong with you?
>> [gasps]
>> What's wrong with you? Just measuring your pecs, dude. But why are they so soft?
>> That's none of your business.
>> [music] [sighs]
>> Trash-talking jerk. If I hadn't lost that stupid bet, I would never be serving you like this. The second my brother's foot heals, I am so out of here.
>> [sighs] [gasps] [yawns] [snorts]
>> Literally dead.
>> Care to explain? Is this the secret game day gear for our star defenseman?
>> Jackson! You pervert! Stop stealing my clothes!
>> Stealing? You left it in the washer, Peewee.
>> So private. You could just leave it there quietly.
>> How was I supposed to know my little servant
>> [snorts and clears throat]
>> fancies these little girly panties?
>> What do you know? Who says guys can't wear them? Mind your own panties.
>> 5 minutes at the rink, my personal servant.
>> 5 minutes? Do I look like the FLASH TO YOU?
>> LOOK WHO IT IS. THE SHORTY WHO bet with Jackson and embarrassed himself yesterday. Got the balls to stay? A tiny frame like that playing D? Don't make me laugh.
>> I lost to him, yes. But wiping the ice with you will be light work.
>> What did you just say, you little Let me teach you respect.
>> What is he, Hulk on ice?
>> How's that for a lesson of respect?
>> [clears throat and laughter] [snorts]
>> Keep acting tough, punk. Tomorrow's physicals, I'm going to make you the laughing stock of the camp.
>> [snorts and sighs]
>> May I have your attention, all players. The physicals will begin in 30 minutes. Please report to the medical facility.
>> be busted in a second. No, definitely not going.
>> Hey buddy, don't miss the checkup. Let's see how you survive this camp now.
>> What is it? WORD? SIR? CAUGHT MEANS GAME OVER. I can't let that happen. Let's just disappear for a while.
>> [clears throat]
>> Pee-wee, why'd you jump into my shower?
>> Don't make a sound.
>> Says who? What's your bet this time? Tip said Leo's carrying banned substances. He must be somewhere around.
>> Check this section. Jackson, please help me. Jackson.
>> Anyone in there?
>> Cap? Cap?
>> You owe me one, Pee-wee.
>> The day I woke up
>> Come on, coach. I know we're all boys here, but spying in the shower is still a bit much, isn't it?
>> [snorts] [clears throat]
>> Sorry, Jackson. We're looking for Leo. Have you seen him?
>> [singing]
>> Leo? What do you want with him?
>> Someone reported he's carrying banned substances. We need to verify.
>> Oh, I think I saw him heading towards the dorms just now.
>> [snorts]
>> Let's move to the dorms.
>> They're gone. Put me down. What are you looking at?
>> [gasps]